It's been beaten to death, but I can't help it.
"So, let me get this straight. This is a long sentence.
We're going to be gifted with a healthcare plan that we're forced to purchase
and fined if we don't,
which purportedly covers at least 10 million more people
without adding a single doctor
but provides for 16,000 new IRS agents,
written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn't understand it,
passed by a Congress that didn't read it but exempted themselves from it,
and signed by a President who smokes
with funding administered by a Treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes,
for which we will be taxed for four years before any benefits take effect,
by a government that has already bankrupted Social Security and Medicare,
all to be overseen by a Surgeon General who is obese
and finally, financed by a country that's broke."