Showing posts with label I Shit You Not. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I Shit You Not. Show all posts

Thursday, February 11, 2010

The Green Police

I thought this commercial was funny if it meant to be.  But it was creepy in that in today's political climate we can't be really sure whether or not it was supposed to be funny.  Yeah, because last summer … out in California … you know the coasts are always the “leaders” and the rest of the country follows… they passed this in San Francisco.

That’s right.  It is already a crime to throw an orange rind down your garbage disposal somewhere in this country.


Wednesday, February 10, 2010

The Coffee Party Movement

I shit you not.

I saw one of my progressive facebook “friends” join this the other day.  I had to go check it out.

THE COFFEE PARTY
Expresso yourself.

We are bored of loud marching angry bagger buffoons and ignoramus knuckle dragging dumb right wing-nuts. We've had enough of the President being called a Socialist, Communist, Terrorist and Traitor and being accused of being born in a foreign country.

You had it too? Then you have found a home my friend.

Join the Coffee party! Dedicated to the fun of insulting politically simple minded knuckle headed baggers..

Are you a dumb stump who thinks that President Obama wants to extinguish the elderly and socialize your medicine for a future vision of communist empire America for the New World Order???

We're not the party for you BOZO!

The Coffee Party is the place for American brothers and sisters to do their sanity check after watching these hate filled poser "patriots" perform their clown acts of ignorance. Come here to vent, post content or simply to check it. Come here to introduce new ideas. Come here to have intelligent talk. Talk politics, and the state of what's going on in our country. Tea is becoming repulsive on the American political landscape and our answer is satire, facts and fun!
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“Bagger” “buffoon” “ignoramus” “knuckle dragging” “dumb” “nuts” “simple minded”  “knuckle headed” “bozo” “hate filled”  “poser ‘patriots’” “clown acts” “ignorance”

“Dedicated to the fun of insulting politically simple minded knuckle headed baggers.”

It goes on.  Nope.  No "hate" there.  No ignorance, either.   Hmm-mmm.

Hey Coffee Party People.  Go educate yourself.  Here’s a clue from the Clue Batting Cage.  If you don’t like being called a socialist, don’t be one.

If your "sanity check" is Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, or Chris Matthews ... yeah.  Patients in charge of  the asylum, and all that.