Wednesday, February 10, 2010

The Coffee Party Movement

I shit you not.

I saw one of my progressive facebook “friends” join this the other day.  I had to go check it out.

THE COFFEE PARTY
Expresso yourself.

We are bored of loud marching angry bagger buffoons and ignoramus knuckle dragging dumb right wing-nuts. We've had enough of the President being called a Socialist, Communist, Terrorist and Traitor and being accused of being born in a foreign country.

You had it too? Then you have found a home my friend.

Join the Coffee party! Dedicated to the fun of insulting politically simple minded knuckle headed baggers..

Are you a dumb stump who thinks that President Obama wants to extinguish the elderly and socialize your medicine for a future vision of communist empire America for the New World Order???

We're not the party for you BOZO!

The Coffee Party is the place for American brothers and sisters to do their sanity check after watching these hate filled poser "patriots" perform their clown acts of ignorance. Come here to vent, post content or simply to check it. Come here to introduce new ideas. Come here to have intelligent talk. Talk politics, and the state of what's going on in our country. Tea is becoming repulsive on the American political landscape and our answer is satire, facts and fun!
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“Bagger” “buffoon” “ignoramus” “knuckle dragging” “dumb” “nuts” “simple minded”  “knuckle headed” “bozo” “hate filled”  “poser ‘patriots’” “clown acts” “ignorance”

“Dedicated to the fun of insulting politically simple minded knuckle headed baggers.”

It goes on.  Nope.  No "hate" there.  No ignorance, either.   Hmm-mmm.

Hey Coffee Party People.  Go educate yourself.  Here’s a clue from the Clue Batting Cage.  If you don’t like being called a socialist, don’t be one.

If your "sanity check" is Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, or Chris Matthews ... yeah.  Patients in charge of  the asylum, and all that.


2 comments:

SteveMDFP said...

No, totally wrong facebook page.
The REAL Coffee Party that is getting press is here:
http://www.facebook.com/coffeeparty

And has 88,000 fans in about two weeks.

The facebook page you linked to is a bogus whine-group with far fewer members.

The real CoffeePartyUSA.com group is committed to respectful, productive dialogue and good governance.


Steve Coulter

philmon said...

"The real CoffeePartyUSA.com group is committed to respectful, productive dialogue and good governance."

Or not.

Yeah, I found them later through another friend who is one of those fans.

The "real" one is far more deceptive. At least the first one I linked here in this particular post is honest about itself.

Read for yourself. Be sure to scroll down to the twitter bits.