"By the way....gay couples began marrying in New York this weekend, and just as in other states where same sex marriage is allowed, heterosexual marriages did not crumble. Shocking I know."Obama, I believe, made a similar statement after Obamacare was signed.
Hey, I thought it would be cool if I ran a razor blade across the sidewall of your tire. Just a gash, not all the way through. And you, the fear-monger who likes the status-quo and hates "Change™" said "No way! That would weaken the tire and lead to a possible blowout!" But I did it anyway. And you drove it to work and back yesterday, and it didn't blow out.
What were you worried about???? Don't you feel silly now?????
In other news, California Schools to teach Gay History, and Polygamy gets its own reality show. But don't worry. The world didn't end.
The Overton Window just moved.
Update: here's a better one...
Hey, I sprayed termite pheremones around your house and in the crawlspace underneath last week. Several winged reproductives just showed up, and and your house didn't crumble. What were you worried about? Don't you feel silly now?