BSIHORL, by Mark Steyn

For those of you not familiar with Morgan's acronym, that's "Best Sentence I've Heard Or Read Lately".  This one comes from Mark Steyn.  And it would make an excellent bumpersticker.

"The road to hell is paved with stimulus funding"

An excellent bumpersticker.

Here's another:

American Progress:  
Going into debt at 188 Million Dollars an Hour.

or instead of "Win the Future"

Buy the future.  On credit.
Let the kids worry about the bill.